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I Prescribe: The Breville Ikon Panini Press
For: Abandonment Issues, Friendship Break Ups
Prescriber’s Notes: This Panini Press has the power. The power to make a perfect panini with a perfectly crisped crust. A perfectly crisped sandwich is known to make you feel cared for. Could be the carbs, but it could also be the panini press. Thus people with sandwich crispers feel loved, and are loved. *Also useful for when you feel the sudden urge to squish and burn something – just a little. (Who needed to be friends with that #$%@! anyways? )
I have this too… For when you feel like something a little home cooked, but all you have is enough bread and cheese for measly sandwich… Viola… you have a panini!