I Prescribe: Scotch Transparent Duct Tape

For: Anxiety, Self Neglect

Prescriber’s Notes: When was the last time you had time for yourself? I mean, really for yourself. No kids, no spouse. It’s no wonder. What with the world falling apart all around you. You wish you had the time and energy to put it all back together. But regular duct tape is so unsightly. Not so with this stuff. Suddenly you’re McGuyver with a manicure.

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