I Prescribe: Emergency Cafe Disaster Preparedness Kit
For: Pessimism, Empty Fridge, Conspiracy Theories
Prescriber’s Notes: That last CA earthquake was a wake up call. You can’t waste your time worrying about silly things like whether there’s fresh milk when it could be the end of the world as we know it at any moment. We’ll see who cares about fresh milk then. Everyone will want to be your friend when the big one hits. But there’s only supplies for four. For three days. Prioritize your pals.
