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I Prescribe: Languiole Champagne Saber
For: Sour Grapes, Envy, One Upsmanship
Prescriber’s Notes: Your BFF just got nominated for an Academy Award, and their book rose to the top ten on the Best Seller List, and also they just bought a yacht to celebrate turning 30. What you want to do? Smash that bottle of Champagne over their big fat head! What you do? Saber it instead. All eyes on you and your cool party trick plus you get to decapitate something without serving hard time. Cheers! Video instructions here.
