I Prescribe: Cyber Clean Keyboard Cleaner

For: Indiscretion, Germophobia, Regret

Prescriber’s Notes: Some things can’t be swept under the rug. You did the deed, you messed up. You’re paying the price. It’s not easy living without the shift key, is it? Clean up your act and redeem yourself. Maybe keep the crumble cake away from the laptop as well?