I Prescribe: USB Panic Button

For: Paranoia, Conspiracy Theories, Secrecy

Prescriber’s Notes: Are you the sort who is always looking over your shoulder? Do you fear the guys at the office will never understand your passion for LOLcats? Does that woman from HR walk around with a pitchfork just trying to catch someone on Facebook? Don’t let your panicked window clicking give you away. One hit on the panic button and a boring spreadsheet (or any doc you desire) will pop up on the screen. Bwa ha ha ha.

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