I Prescribe: Keurig Platinum Pro

For: Faux Frugality, Starbucks Addiction, Budget Crisis

Prescriber’s Notes: That two Venti Americano a day habit is starting to hit hard. If banks think the Keurig is a pennywise way to serve up fresh brew, shouldn’t you? We’re all battening down the hatches for an economic storm. If there be no Starbucks in your future, at least there be Gloria Jeans…