I Prescribe: Love Fifi Latex Power Cincher

For: Crime, Punishment, Instant Gratification

Prescriber’s Note: Is “blech” an emotion worthy of a Retail Therapy RX? With the economy in the stinker and healthy eating being ridiculously more expensive than Ho-Hos and Chef Boyardee, the Cincher is SURE to lift your spirits – just look at the POWER of this baby! I mean, look at all the features! Couple it with a pair of lace up butterfly panties from the same site and some kickin patent leather stilettos and blech becomes ble…WOW! Fat-feeling be gone!

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