I prescribe: For Dogs Only Boutique Walking Bag

For: Irresponsibility, Mischief, Mortification

Prescriber’s Notes: Is preparation a problem for you? Do you regularly flee the scene of the crime when your pooch makes a poopy? Do you panic when you realize your kidlet did a job requiring some public displays of dirty diaper disposal? Perhaps you have no babies or dogs – just a mortal enemy that you’d like to surprise with a flaming gift on their front porch. Keep these bags handy and you will always be prepared!