I Prescribe: Fresh Cannabis Rose Eau de Parfum

For: Revenge, Flirting, Close calls with Commitaphobes

Prescriber’s Notes: If you think I’m sexy and you really want me… Take a freaking number! This is not a “fresh and clean like snowy alpine laundry” fragrance. This is a make them beg for it scent. Is it you or the Cannabis Rose? Who cares really. You don’t have to tell and they can’t have you. TTYL losahs!

*also useful for eliminating the competition.