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I Prescribe: Shocking Pen
For: Petty Theft, Revenge, Outrage
Prescriber’s Note: Do you find your pens all get lifted by fellow co workers or customers? You get attached to your pens, and rightly so. A good pen is a good friend indeed! But here’s a pen that no-one is getting attached to. Stick it on a clipboard and ask them to “sign it out” before borrowing.




I needed one of these today.
Actually, I think they would be fun anyday. Is it wrong I think it would be funny to shock people?