I Prescribe: Marital Bliss Bars from Bloomsbury Chocolate

For: Score settling, Possessiveness, Random acts of Kindness that dangerously coincide with random moods of PMS

Prescriber’s Notes: All is fair in love and Chocolate. Let’s be honest with ourselves. We did not really buy this bar to share with our spouses did we? Unless we are the dude in the doghouse. In which case you gotta go out, buy this bar and then announce that you don’t even deserve your skewed 50%. It’s all for her. That’s fanning the flames of true marital bliss.