I Prescribe: Just In Case Condom Cases

For: Wishful thinking, Post -Drunken Mortification, OCD Tendencies

Prescriber’s Notes: What were you thinking?!!! The evening was going so well before he had to go hunting for a condom in his man cave. You’re probably better off not having done it with someone who keeps glow in the dark neon polka dot condoms in their cookie jar anyway. Did he want to make lurve or balloon animals? But it’s gotten you thinking. About taking responsibility for your actions. Filing your taxes on time. Dusting under your fridge. Ok who are we kidding!? You are still thinking about sex. From now on, you carry your own condoms.