I prescribe: Furreal Friends Pets
For: Laziness, Poophobia, Allergies
Prescriber’s Notes: Kids bugging you for a pet, but you feel like your kids are pet-like enough? If you don’t want to feed and pick up poop for yet another living creature, get ‘em a Furreal Friend. Choose from puppies, kittens, lions, tigers, bears-oh my!- and more. Damn, I wish that I’d seen that Furreal Friend guinea pig before I got the living, breathing, squeaking, high maintenance poop machines for my girls.
