I Prescribe: 19 Moons Vintage Watch Ring

For: Boring-ness, Blackberry Addiction, Slumps

Prescriber’s Notes: Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. It looks like a time travel device and thus perhaps it can transport you, back to a time when you were a cooler you. Where you did stuff and made stuff and did not walk around talking to air with a bluetooth thingamajob in your ear. Noone thinks the thingamabob is sexy, bro. The ring otoh? Mojo-a-go-go.