I prescribe: Grow-A-Heads

For: Baldness, Waiting for your Eyebrows to grow back, Bedhead

Prescriber’s Notes: Are you an aspiring hairdresser? Practice your skills on Grow-A-Heads. My girls have theirs sitting in the windowsill, soaking up some rays, sprouting seedlings, and are ready to snip away. Go ahead, get scissor happy! It will grow back. For about 2 months anyway, then, it’s spent.