I Prescribe: Verseo Breast Enhance Forms

For: Public Humiliation, Family Troubles, High School Trauma

Prescriber’s Notes: It was bad enough when poor Sam’s note about Jake Ryan was read, when her panties were displayed and when her family forgot her birthday. But the worst part? Getting felt up and found lacking by her GRANDMA. Fortunately there is a quick fix for this. If only she’d shopped sooner, perhaps she could have celebrated her Quinceanera with Jake too.

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