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I Prescribe: Jumpin’ Jammerz adult footed pajamas
For: Work Anxiety, Cold Feet, Mid Life Crisis
Prescriber’s Notes: Aw ya big baby you! What next? You’re gonna want a bottle too? Someone to feed you with a spoon? What’s that you say? These are seriously that comfortable? Like even more comfortable than a Snuggie? And they come with the old fashioned drop drawer backsides so you don’t have to freeze your tuchas off when you go to the bathroom at 3 am? For reals? Ok fine. Maybe you have a point. I’m ready to commit. Can we be matching?
