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I Prescribe: Green Monster Hoodie
For: Responsibility Overload, Avoiding the Dishes, The Fun Dad
Prescriber’s Notes: You’re that Dad chasing your own and everyone else’s kids around the park. You were probably a camp counselor too. You used to be cool, but now you have embraced kiddie cool and can talk Yo Gabba Gabba and Kidrobot with the other retrocoolalternadads at the park on Saturdays. Just don’t wear this to work by accident. By the way? When you get home from your play date your wife is going to have a cow about the mess you left in the kitchen.
