I Prescribe: Country Workshop Pool Sign

For: Exhibitionism, feeling chubby, acceptance

Prescriber’s Notes: You like to swim nekkid in your pool, but after kids and some extra lbs, you can no longer describe the activity as “skinny” dipping. So what do you put in your Facebook and Twtter updates to tell all your friends whatcha been up to after a swim sans suit? Tell ‘em you’ve been chunky dunking. And hang this sign by your pool as well. Visitors need to be warned.