I Prescribe: Spoon Handle Earrings

For: Cravings, Nostalgia, Self Neglect

Prescriber’s Notes: Long har day? Feel like you need a treat? Something like your Grandma’s chocolate pudding? The kind with the yummy skin on the top? Sadly, Grandma’s not around and you’re counting calories. So stick a spoon in your ear instead of in your mouth. You’ll look pretty without blowing your diet. Grandma would approve of your willpower.