I Prescribe: Pottery Barn Patent Luggage

For: Escapism, OCD, People who like shiny things

Prescriber’s Notes: You know what? You’re outta here. People here just don’t understand how fabulous you are. You’re like one of those people who could hop on a plane, no, a private jet, and go like anywhere, just like that. Snap. You’re airborne. No boring mismatched baggage for you. These bags are a reflection of your style. Literally.