I Prescribe: Octodog Octopus Hotdog Converter

For: Veganism, Squidaphobes, Humorlessness

Prescriber’s Notes: Is that tofu dog keeping your toddler from chanelling his inner carnivore? Do you secretly fear he’ll turn out…well…soft? Afraid of stuff? Then it’s time to man him up. You can start by making his Tof-Octodog attack the organic corn on the cob. Before you know it he’ll be asking to shish kabob his own innocent veggies.

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