I Prescribe: Japanese Pill Towels

For: Landlocked Mermaids, Aquaphobia, Disaster Prevention

Prescriber’s Notes: These tiny but powerful towels sure do come in handy if you are a mermaid who lives in fear of a random raindrop revealing your scaly true identity. They pair well with this retail therapy umbrella, prescribed for intrepid urban dwellers. With the help of these items, even Madison, from the film Splash, could adjust to live in the big city.