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I Prescribe: Handmade Schmura Matzoh
For: Affliction, Nostalgia, Jew-lousy, The runs
Prescriber’s Notes: There’s no bread of affliction like the Schmura Matzoh. So while you could cook up your own crackers, why not leave it to the pro’s who have been doing this for centuries. Sure the Seder’s big fun. But we guarantee that after only one week of dining on this stuff, you’ll be ready ready to kvetch with the masters.




