I Prescribe: RSVP Onion Goggles

For: Old Wives, Jaded Chefs, Sensitive types

Prescriber’s Notes: Gather up the Fry-O-Later, Pa, we’re making onion blossoms – a helluva lot of ‘em! Also available in pink and black at Amazon. The good news is that even if these don’t do the trick and keep you from crying, no one will ever know. You’ll already have the glasses on to hide those red teary eyes. Saves you from all that ‘splaining. And from sharing your onion blossoms.