I Prescribe: Transparent Canoe/Kayak

For: Subconscious issues, Deep Seated Fears, Paranoia, The Willies

Prescriber’s Notes: Did you freak out when you saw Jaws the first time? Do your bad dreams involve water. Do you spend all your Kayaking hours wondering what’s swimming under you? Enjoy peace of mind and a great view in your own personal “glass bottomed boat”. Note, if you see a shark, paddle faster.

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