I Prescribe: Eau D’Playdoh

For: Creative blocks, Unrequited childhood love, Burnout

Prescriber’s Notes: Remember  you used to mix the blue and the orange without a care of thought of the ugly brown consequences? When you pretended you hated someone and said that they had cooties cause you secretly adored them? No? Spritz some of this and you will. Feel better too. Works best when applied on a swingset.