I Prescribe: Cheeseburger Phone

For: Munchies, Nostalgia, iPhone ap-rehension

Prescriber’s Notes: What’s that in your hand? A cheeseburger phone? Booyah. Does not upload your pictures to the internet, have noise cancelling technology, a built in answering machine or speakerphone. Because it doesn’t have to. It’s a Cheeseburger phone.