I Prescribe: Diamond Ring Keychain

For: PMS, Impatience, Frustration

Prescriber’s Note: Subtlety is overrated. You’ve waited long enough for the bling. Why is it that some dudes never get the message. No mixed signals here. We’re looking for a certain level of commitment. You man enough? Look at it this way,  if it’s splitsville at least you get to keep the cute keychain.