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I Prescribe: Strap Perfect
For: Boobie envy (thanks Real Housewives of NJ for making it okay for grown women to say boobie), feeling uplifted, strap taming
Prescriber’s Notes: Gain cleavage, strap control, and comfort with one little piece of plastic. Seriously, these things are my new best friends that I want with me 24-7. At preschool pickup, I do not hestitate to rave about, and even expose myself to show the other mommies this infomercial dream. These will make you look like you had a sucessful boobie lift.
I have one of these and LOVE it.
Hahaha! I just walked past this at the grocery store! A pretty good idea!
It will take WAY more than this to help my sad puppies…or “Snoopy ears” as my husband so affectionately calls them.