I Prescribe: Astrobot Glow in the Dark Tee
For: Vasectomy Patients, Feeling impotent, Fear of the dark
Prescriber’s Notes: Don’t be childish. You’re still a man. A big strong man. Very strong. Very potent. Big strong man like you will never need viagra. Big strong man have rocket in his pocket. And Glow in the Dark rocket on his tee too. Now he need never be jealous of the kids anymore. Or make any more kids. From here on out it’s all play. Win win.
