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I Prescribe: Ham Necklace
For: Melodrama, Overreacting, Megalomania
Prescriber’s Notes: Me me me me me me me… What? Oh you were talking? Those sunglasses make my hair look so weird when I stare at my reflection in them and you know what, I think I am getting a hangnail… For me? Awww…you shouldn’t have.
Also for the funny ham in your life!