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I Prescribe: Seventh Generation Toilet Paper
For: Selfishness, Narcissism, Recklessness
Prescriber’s Notes: Does the term Ecofriendly evoke images of tree huggers who wipe their ass with a fistfull of leaves? Yeah, we know. The big leaf on the package is not so reassuring. But we’re here to tell you this stuff is plenty soft. Baby steps to recovery. We’ll make a do gooder of you yet.
