I Prescribe: Et Tu Insectus? Garden Markers

For: Betrayal, Failure, Blameshifting

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s not your fault. You were totally set up last summer. Those aphids on your neighbors roses had it in for you.  A plague on their house! Better their house than your crop, right? Perhaps an ounce of prevention and humor will keep the bugs at bay this year.