I Prescribe: Norman Phartephant

For: Social Awkwardness, Crickets, Seven Year Old Boys (or those who still think like one)

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s a stuffed animal. That farts!!! Yes, that is all there is to it. But sometimes, a farting elephant is really all you needed to make friends, influence people and turn your whole life around. Worst case scenario? Made you laugh.