Giant Swiss Army Knife for Paranoia

I Prescribe: Giant Swiss Army Knife

For: The Apocolypse, Paranoia, Trimming your toenails

Prescriber’s Notes: Why merely be prepared when you can be laser pointer, bike chain rivet setter, cigar cutter prepared. Disarming bombs, repairing broken helicopters and seeing to your personal grooming should be a breeze with the (over) 100 tools this “pocket” knife has to offer. Word of caution: buy some extra tweezers and toothpicks. Everyone knows you lose these items, and we’d hate to see your demise occur due to an errant toothpick.

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4 Responses to “Giant Swiss Army Knife for Paranoia”

  1. Val
    12 September 2009 at 10:08 am #

    I am citing this page in an assignment for Marketing in the Global Economy, University level. thanks.

  2. E Cigarette
    28 August 2010 at 4:37 am #

    Nice information, many thanks to the author. It is incomprehensible to me now, but in general, the usefulness and significance is overwhelming. Thanks again and good luck!

  3. Burn Stubborn Body Fat
    29 August 2010 at 12:36 pm #

    That was really helpful.

  4. 9 String Bass Guitar
    4 September 2010 at 4:24 pm #

    Wow, this was a really quality post. In theory I’d like to write like this too – taking time and real effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and in no way seem to get something done.


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