I Prescribe: Giant Swiss Army Knife

For: The Apocolypse, Paranoia, Trimming your toenails

Prescriber’s Notes: Why merely be prepared when you can be laser pointer, bike chain rivet setter, cigar cutter prepared. Disarming bombs, repairing broken helicopters and seeing to your personal grooming should be a breeze with the (over) 100 tools this “pocket” knife has to offer. Word of caution: buy some extra tweezers and toothpicks. Everyone knows you lose these items, and we’d hate to see your demise occur due to an errant toothpick.

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