I Prescribe: Swarovski Leopard Print Mezuzah
For: New Jewish American (Real Estate) Princesses, Blingaholic Jewesses, Vegas Shuls
Prescriber’s Notes: Who says a Leopard can’t change her spots? Rumor has it that Ivanka Trump recently received on of these mezuzahs to place on the doorpost of her humble domicile. This mezuzah brings a certain hawte blingitude to the age old covenants. I’m picturing the temple choir singing a round of “We’re bringing Sexy Back” right after “Adon Olam”.
