I Prescribe: The Divorced Diva Ex Husband Pinata
For: Divorce Parties, Male bashing, stress relief
Prescriber’s Notes: Even though this ex husband pinata is of the pull-string variety, you can still bash the mojo out of it with a stick. Place jerk’s photo in the frame and enjoy pulling the tabs that wish him ill will while releasing the treats you stash inside. “He goes bald” and “he gets VD” are just some of the curses you can lay on your ex. Like I said, grab your broom and pummel it for added fun. Want to make the thrill last even longer? Tack it to the wall and bust out the darts. Hmmmm…I wonder if this gives off toxic fumes when you burn it, cause I’m gonna do that too.
How did u find that!!!! What about the “I am still married, gonna try to stay married but I HATE U right now” Pinata???
xxoo
When you are in the middle of a nasty divorce, it just comes to you that there MUST be ex-husband voodoo dolls, pinatas, and deportation papers with your ex’s name all over them.