I Prescribe: De’cat’pitated Heads Handmade Cat Toys
For: Animal Instincts, Anger Management, Protecting Wildlife
Prescriber’s Notes: We all have urges. Sometimes we just want to rip someone’s head off (like when someone cuts in front of you at the coffee shop and then takes 15 MINUTES to decide what they want to order…noooo, that didn’t just happen.) If you were a cat, you’d have an excuse because that’s what cats do, but sometimes nature can be too cruel. If you want to protect the innocent little creatures from kitty’s jaws of death, get her a set of these de’cat’pitated heads to play with. And next time someone cuts you off in line, just picture what their head would look like made of felt with dangling bits of yarn and laugh instead of crying. (Don’t laugh too hard, you don’t want them to think you’re a nut case.)
