I Prescribe: Naughty Words Cards

For: Alphabet lessons

Prescriber’s Notes: If you are about to take your ex to school and learn him on how to pay your alimony, this A’s for you.  A is for Apple, but it’s also for Alimony, Attorney, Anger, and lots and lots of Apple Martinis.  But my most used A word these days, (and coincidentally my pet name for my ex) is: A-hole. Save the notecards for good company, and the choice words for the ex.