I Prescribe: Chunky Butt Flameless Candles

For: Wide Angle disasters, Dieting resolve, Photo Mortification

Prescribers Notes: Blame that giant photo of your ass on a wide angle lens if you will, you still cannot get that image out of your head. It’s chunky butt syndrome. Burn it off while freshening your home and avoiding temptation with the calorie free scents. Bonus points if your intitials are CB and you can watch “your “ass melt away.