Matchy Pooch Halloween Costumes: Retail Therapy for Bff Anxiety

I Prescribe: Matching Halloween Costumes for you and your Doggie

For: Attention Seeking, Matching Fetishes, Bff Anxiety

Prescriber’s Notes: You know how you and Ashley were all “let’s dress up matching!” last year and she decided to be strawberry shortcake and you were supposed to be the blueberry chick and then you got to the party and Ashley was all dressed up like a bee and was matching that whore Britney in her ladybug costume! Everyone was all OMGWTH are you, a big fat blueberry? Don’t get stung by the likes of Ashley ever again. Fluffers is your true bff and much less of a bitch. She’s always game to be your slutty H’ween outfit wing gal.

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