I Prescribe: “I am my mom’s job” Twinkling Tee
For: SAHM’s who are tired of people who have clearly never been stay at home moms ask what the $#&! they do all day.
Prescribers Notes: Think being a Domestic Engineer is a gravy job? Then you’ve clearly never done it…or… you have a live-in nanny, a cook, a housekeeper, an on-call doctor, a personal assistant, an accountant, a cruise director, a gardener, and a chauffer. Show those naysayers (and your ex’s attorney who implied that raising kids mostly on your own for years while you had a husband who was constantly out of town or working late = not having a job…) that you have the toughest boss on the playground, and she ain’t allowing lunch (or pee) breaks.