I Prescribe: Zombie Baby (plus sling)
For: Scaring the crap out of everyone at the Co-op, Getting kicked out of Mommy and Me, Making a statement about your Demon Spawn, Motrin Moms
Prescriber’s Notes: Come Halloween Eve it’s time to strap on a sling and pop a zombie baby into that maternal, loving pouch. Do it before the doorbell rings and that first round of trick or treaters show up. Why? Why not? Neighbors may run away crying but your own tears will be the happy snorting with laughter variety.
