I Prescribe: Juror2 Instant Zombie Costume
For: Being Prepared
Prescribers Notes: One never knows when they will find themselves smack in the center of a zombie mob. To avoid detection- and to keep your brains intact- pull this zombie tee up over your head and look like one of the undead! If you don’t stumble into many zombie mobs, maybe you can use it for trick-or-treating. Just remember to wear an undershirt, or you will be committing a misdomeanor if you are female.
It’s not a fad, it’s a syndrome. Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder (ZBSD).
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/seasonal-health-threat/