Retail Therapy for Swine Flu

I Prescribe: Spotty Sock Pig

For: Agoraphobia, Lonliness, Germophobia

Prescriber’s Notes: Is the fear of Swine Flu keeping you housebound? You’d clutch a friend if only you were not filled with fear that they were already infected. Sock Pig to the rescue. He’ll keep you company till that H1N1 vaccine kicks in!

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