Retail Therapy for Cheeseballs

I Prescribe: Comptoir De Famille Cheese Knives

For: Cheeseballs,  Swanky Wine and Cheese Parties, Wallace & Gromit fans

Prescriber’s Notes: Does anyone really NEED a special knife dedicated to the find art of cutting Le Fromage? But picture a fine imported Comte on a paper plate, being cut by a plastic knife? What next? Would you scoop Brie with a spork? Sacre Blue Cheese! Shuddering yet? Clearly this therapy is indicated. The French nom de cutting implements is just frosting.

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