I Prescribe: Hillybilly Windchimes

For: Bringing your ego down a few (thousand!) notches

Prescriber’s Notes: You can’t deny your roots when you display this festive set of chimes on your front porch with a sofa, recliner, and broken-down Frigidaire!  Great way to keep your growing ego in check.  Can’t get too fancy when you got a string of brewskie cans and a few cars on blocks on your lawn.  Keep it real!