I Prescribe: The Ex knife block

For: Bitter Divorces, Bad Breakups, An alternative to manslaughter

Prescriber’s Notes: Sure you’d like to have revenge on your ex, but prison time is such a pesky interruption to your retail therapy pursuits. If anyone calls you psycho just tell them it is an objet d’art and a relative in France sent it to you. You may want to remove the photo of your ex from the face of the knife block when/if your ex inlaws or his friends come over.